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Ok keep in mind this is kind of parody, so I don't expect anyone to take it too seriously. I'm also adding a few additional characters I made up
John: Nautilus to Rogard. Missile armed and ready.
General Rogard: What are you saying? He's friendly?
Dean: Yes! Attacking him is triggering a defense mechanism.
Kent: Don't listen, General! Destroy the monster while we still have the chance!
[soldiers arm their rifles, after hearing the Giant's footsteps]
Dean: General, you shoot now, and the whole thing starts all over again!
Kent: Stop it now, General; Our futures at stake!
Rick: Orders, sir?
Dean: Which is why you have got to stop, General!
Rick: [alarmed] It's getting closer! Orders, sir?!
Hogarth: Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
Annie: Hogarth!
General Rogard: Hold your fire! The boy's alive?
Kent: It's a trick; Launch the missile!
General Rogard: Are you mad, Mansley? That missile is targeted to the giant's current position
Kent: so?
General Rogard: Well WHERE'S THE GIANT, MANSLEY?!
Kent: I know it's still in the town but we can still lure it...
General Rogard: Either way there was no way we were going to survive it.
Kent: You mean... if the missile was launched no matter what we did we were all going to..
General Rogard: To die, Mansley. For our country. All units, stand down! Rogard to Nautilus. Come in, Nautilus.
John: [through radio] This is Nautilus, standing by.
Kent: [snatches radio;] Mansley to Nautilus if you would I like you to ignore the Generals order.
General Rogard: MANSLEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!
Kent: Excuse me, General... but what about the f***ing promotion?
General Rogard: I don't think I like your tone Mansley. Missions over.
Kent: Bullshit it's over
Major Stone: You're talking to a General, soldier! Maintain discipline.
Kent: I'm not a solider, Major. The moment I discovered the giant's existence I became a war hero. And war heroes get rewarded. I WANT MY F***ING PROMOTION!
General Rogard: I thought this mission was based on the threat of invasion? I'm not about to risk the lives of hundreds of innocent people do you think I'm out of my F***ing mind. We bluffed, the missions over.
Kent: Whoever said anything about bluffing General?
General Rogard: Stand down Mansley........STAND DOWN MANSLEY!.....Major I want you to take Mansley to the vehicle......THATS A SIMPLE ORDER MAJOR!
Major Stone: It's not so simple anymore sir.
Kent: Sergeant Rick secure the general I'm relieving you of your command sir......SERGEANT!
Rick: [pulls out his pistol] I'll have that side arm sir.
General Rogard: You mean this sidearm [pulls out his revolver]
Kent: [takes a gun from a fellow solider and points it at the General]
[The giant and hogarth look in fear]
Kent: Major Stone you're either with us or against us.
Major Stone: [thinks for a moment] It's been the greatest honor of my life to serve with you General....[takes out his gun and pretends he's pointing at the general] But like he said...it's over. [shoots Kent in the arm]
[gunfight insues]
Kent: LAUNCH THE MISSILE NOW!
[Nautilus captain pushes the red button, launching the missile up to the sky.]
Ok keep in mind this is kind of parody, so I don't expect anyone to take it too seriously. I'm also adding a few additional characters I made up
John: Nautilus to Rogard. Missile armed and ready.
General Rogard: What are you saying? He's friendly?
Dean: Yes! Attacking him is triggering a defense mechanism.
Kent: Don't listen, General! Destroy the monster while we still have the chance!
[soldiers arm their rifles, after hearing the Giant's footsteps]
Dean: General, you shoot now, and the whole thing starts all over again!
Kent: Stop it now, General; Our futures at stake!
Rick: Orders, sir?
Dean: Which is why you have got to stop, General!
Rick: [alarmed] It's getting closer! Orders, sir?!
Hogarth: Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
Annie: Hogarth!
General Rogard: Hold your fire! The boy's alive?
Kent: It's a trick; Launch the missile!
General Rogard: Are you mad, Mansley? That missile is targeted to the giant's current position
Kent: so?
General Rogard: Well WHERE'S THE GIANT, MANSLEY?!
Kent: I know it's still in the town but we can still lure it...
General Rogard: Either way there was no way we were going to survive it.
Kent: You mean... if the missile was launched no matter what we did we were all going to..
General Rogard: To die, Mansley. For our country. All units, stand down! Rogard to Nautilus. Come in, Nautilus.
John: [through radio] This is Nautilus, standing by.
Kent: [snatches radio;] Mansley to Nautilus if you would I like you to ignore the Generals order.
General Rogard: MANSLEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!
Kent: Excuse me, General... but what about the f***ing promotion?
General Rogard: I don't think I like your tone Mansley. Missions over.
Kent: Bullshit it's over
Major Stone: You're talking to a General, soldier! Maintain discipline.
Kent: I'm not a solider, Major. The moment I discovered the giant's existence I became a war hero. And war heroes get rewarded. I WANT MY F***ING PROMOTION!
General Rogard: I thought this mission was based on the threat of invasion? I'm not about to risk the lives of hundreds of innocent people do you think I'm out of my F***ing mind. We bluffed, the missions over.
Kent: Whoever said anything about bluffing General?
General Rogard: Stand down Mansley........STAND DOWN MANSLEY!.....Major I want you to take Mansley to the vehicle......THATS A SIMPLE ORDER MAJOR!
Major Stone: It's not so simple anymore sir.
Kent: Sergeant Rick secure the general I'm relieving you of your command sir......SERGEANT!
Rick: [pulls out his pistol] I'll have that side arm sir.
General Rogard: You mean this sidearm [pulls out his revolver]
Kent: [takes a gun from a fellow solider and points it at the General]
[The giant and hogarth look in fear]
Kent: Major Stone you're either with us or against us.
Major Stone: [thinks for a moment] It's been the greatest honor of my life to serve with you General....[takes out his gun and pretends he's pointing at the general] But like he said...it's over. [shoots Kent in the arm]
[gunfight insues]
Kent: LAUNCH THE MISSILE NOW!
[Nautilus captain pushes the red button, launching the missile up to the sky.]
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