“Hey there scout. Kent Mansley, I work for the government.”
"Thanks! I think I'm feeling better now. Much. Much better."
"Yes, sir. This thing is real, sir. I not only have incontrovertible evidence General, I know where it's hidden. I don't know who built it, but it's here and massive and we're running out of time. There's no doubt we should act. The only question sir is...can you afford not to? Excellent, sir. You won't regret it. Thank you, sir."
”The army arrives in the morning, Hogarth. Don’t get cute.”
”You know, this sort of thing is why it’s so important to really chew your food.”
”Hundred-foot robot? He, he. That’s nutty. [laugh] What else did he say?”
"Oh, we can, and we will."
“Hog, Hug…HOGARTH HUGHES!”
"The biggest thing in this town is probably the homecoming queen."
”You want evidence? I’ll get you evidence. And when I do, I’m gonna want a memo distributed…And I’m gonna want that memo carbon copied and redistributed-!”
"Hogarth? That's an embarrassing name. She might as well have called him Zeppo or something. What kind of sick person names their kid Hogarth?"
Please, call me Kent.
"Two nights ago, at approximateley 1900 hours, S.A.T com radar detected an unidentified flying object entering Earth's atmosphere, losing contact with it two-and-a-half miles off the coast of Rockwell. Some assumed it was a large meteor, or a downed satelite, but my office in Washington received a call from someone reporting an actual encounter with the object. This is no meteor, gentlemen. This is something much more serious."
"What am I talking about? What am I TALKING ABOUT?! I'm talking about your goldarn security, Hogarth! While you're snoozing in your little jammies, back in Washington we're wide awake and worried. Why? Because everyone wants what we have, Hogarth. EVERYONE! You think this metal man is fun, but who built it? The Russians? The Chinese? The Martians? Canadians? I DON'T CARE! All I know is, we didn't build it, and that's reason enough to assume the worst and blow it to Kingdom Come! Now, you are going to tell me about this thing, you are going to lead me to it, and we are going to destroy it before it destroys us!"
"Where's the Giant?"
"LAUNCH THE MISSILE NOW!"
Ooh... We can duck and cover! There's a fallout shelter right there, if we-
"The junkyard excellent, food for the metal eater. I wouldn't worry about this Hogarth. This isn't really happening. This is only a bad dream."
Enormous beast, yeah. Biggest thing in this town is probably the homecoming queen...OH MY GOD!